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Forum: The Scuppers 11-07-2003, 08:06 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 10,920
Posted By Newboater
Out of the Closet

After seeing those delicious young women I know I'm going to have to admit

"I'm a Lesbian"

The Ole Sarge
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-06-2003, 01:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,997
Posted By Newboater
Whoa

Now I are informed.

Hell, next time I venture out from land I'll know what a doggie is.

Now to find out what a Striped Bass and a Blue are.

How come my worms don't work ????

Sarge
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-06-2003, 01:22 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,997
Posted By Newboater
Say What ?

See my name. Newboater. Might add new fish also.

What is a doggie ???

The only stupid question is the one I don't ask.

Sarge
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-06-2003, 01:20 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,611
Posted By Newboater
Now I Know GRUMPY

Cheeze, 9am and I'm ready to kill.

Called Dell Computer yesterday and was going to order cheap desktop for wife for internet and email and some finance work. Put the order in and was given Order...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-05-2003, 08:28 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,951
Posted By Newboater
Damn - They Were Right

Had an ear infection and ended up taking a hearing test. I thought Doc was looking for a new car when she suggested I get fitted for hearing aid at 1200 smackers an ear.

Took the test and right...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-05-2003, 08:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,862
Posted By Newboater
Old Memory

1. Friend was a medic in Army.
2. Soldier came in for a procto exam
3. Friend hide behind curtain in room
4. Doctor inserted procto in 'the place'
5. Put one hand on guys left shoulder
6. Friend...
Forum: The Scuppers 11-03-2003, 02:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,949
Posted By Newboater
Hero ?

In the DVD my wife got from DVD Barn 'Jackass' there is a scene where a guy takes the wassabe mustard and makes three lines of it on counter and then sniffs it like coke.

He gagged so much he was...
Forum: The Scuppers 11-03-2003, 02:00 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,578
Posted By Newboater
Easy

White sneakers and socks.
Large brown turtle neck
Little brown paste on face.

Went as a rectal thermometer..

Sarge
Forum: The Scuppers 11-03-2003, 01:58 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,661
Posted By Newboater
Ozzy

I'm Ozzy Osburne...Must of been the age......

Sarge
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 10-31-2003, 08:44 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,188
Posted By Newboater
My God !!

My Eyes....My Eyes.....Aaarrghhhhh!!

PS: Must talk to the wife tonight !!! Prevention is utmost in my mind.

Sarge
Forum: The Scuppers 10-31-2003, 08:31 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,252
Posted By Newboater
Hot Mail

I only go in once a week to check the SPAM.

No problems noted.

Sarge
Forum: The Scuppers 10-23-2003, 08:50 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,607
Posted By Newboater
Star

You could always name him like my daughter named our Scottish Terrier

Cedric Diggery

Sarge
(PS - Think Harry Potter )
Forum: The Scuppers 10-23-2003, 08:48 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,642
Posted By Newboater
Mixed

Mixed snow and rain up here in NH.

Guess I'll bring the boat in for winterizing today.

Aaaargghh

Boat for 3 months.

3 props damaged
Forum: The Scuppers 10-22-2003, 12:54 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,599
Posted By Newboater
Spending Questions

One news article I read was undoubtedly under question.

"It is a proven fact that Americans are spending more on Viagra and Breast implants than for the study of Alzheimers Disease."

So in a...
Forum: The Scuppers 10-22-2003, 12:50 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,068
Posted By Newboater
Oh Well

I guess the law applies to both sides. I would not hestitate to charge a woman with abuse if she banged me upside the head with a rolling pin.

Of course, if you are a 'REAL MAN' and punched her...
Forum: The Scuppers 10-16-2003, 08:02 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,085
Posted By Newboater
Location

Actually the first one was landed in a fishermans net off the coast of Spain.

I landed the second one when I met my wifes mother.

Lee
Forum: The Scuppers 10-09-2003, 10:27 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,558
Posted By Newboater
Remedy

I don't usually give out this secret BUT:

For quick and absolute removal of crabs:

1. Shave off either the right side or left side of all standing hair.

2. Spray lighter fluid on the...
Forum: The Scuppers 10-09-2003, 10:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,644
Posted By Newboater
Stayed Late

After the game and before I passed out they were showing two guys near the pole. One was actually getting pieces of the covering as 'keep sakes' where the ball hit.

Repeated reruns showed it high...
Forum: Computers 10-07-2003, 07:46 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,654
Posted By Newboater
Address Book

That proceedure USED to work a while back. The spammer could not get your addresses at all.

NOW its a different story. Since it became common knowledge on the internet about THAT FIX. The spammers...
Forum: Computers 10-07-2003, 07:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,915
Posted By Newboater
Pop-Ups

Never in your life click the X within the pop-up add.

Most pop-ups are slimy and that X is PART of the actual LINK. So when you click the X you are actually activating more popups.

Just look at...
Forum: Computers 10-07-2003, 07:22 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,456
Posted By Newboater
HTML Meta Tags

There are actually two different places in your META Tags where information is collected.

Description: Make a good description of your site using descriptive words for your specific business in...
Forum: Computers 10-07-2003, 07:16 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,652
Posted By Newboater
Too Much History

To clear the history and prevent more from coming in and revealing your surfing habits you have two options with IE.

1. Tools/Internet Options/Temporary Internet Files/Settings ( and put it to 1...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 10-03-2003, 01:35 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,674
Posted By Newboater
Knee Stuff

HI,

Just read an article on MSNBC online that discusses the new proceedure on growing your own cartiledge (sp?).

A young girl did it and came out fine. The doctors removed some tissue from her...
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