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Forum: The Scuppers 06-11-2006, 04:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,702
Posted By freeballin
Meanings Change

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't...
Forum: The Scuppers 05-15-2006, 07:48 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,359
Posted By freeballin
Life is Good...........

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
Forum: The Scuppers 05-12-2006, 04:03 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,143
Posted By freeballin
What Our Life Cycle Should REALLY Be

The life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being...
Forum: The Scuppers 05-04-2006, 06:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,253
Posted By freeballin
Racial Profiling

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for
some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you...
Forum: The Scuppers 05-01-2006, 07:21 PM
Replies: 195
Views: 24,641
Posted By freeballin
Big Deal..... My kid FINALLY got to use the NEW...

Big Deal..... My kid FINALLY got to use the NEW Lawnmower......
Forum: The Scuppers 04-27-2006, 09:19 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,081
Posted By freeballin
Use of the car

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father,
a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your...
Forum: The Scuppers 04-26-2006, 04:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 994
Posted By freeballin
camel relief

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the...
Forum: The Scuppers 04-21-2006, 08:22 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,332
Posted By freeballin
What rating are you going to get to this weekend ????

What rating are you going to get to this weekend ????

HANGOVER RATINGS

One Star Hangover(*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are...
Forum: The Scuppers 04-20-2006, 01:09 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 7,719
Posted By freeballin
besides cutting back on the throttle a bit it...

besides cutting back on the throttle a bit it won't.... fishing is my joy
Forum: The Scuppers 04-16-2006, 11:28 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,759
Posted By freeballin
Hoping Everyone enjoys the Holiday.....

Hoping Everyone enjoys the Holiday.....
Forum: The Scuppers 04-14-2006, 02:15 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,271
Posted By freeballin
Easter Vacation

Vacation

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for...
Forum: The Scuppers 04-04-2006, 07:08 PM
Replies: 285
Views: 43,155
Posted By freeballin
was the whole Paulie, Mother, Aunt thing just to...

was the whole Paulie, Mother, Aunt thing just to friggin funny......

As i read on another site....can the question be brought up in the series ... is Paulie still eligable to be a made man since...
Forum: The Scuppers 04-04-2006, 05:02 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,851
Posted By freeballin
Bubbles still intact....lol.... cause you nor I...

Bubbles still intact....lol.... cause you nor I will be around to witness it.... the end of the world is nearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......:wid:
Forum: The Scuppers 04-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,851
Posted By freeballin
On Wednesday of this week

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after

1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again.


You may now return to...
Forum: The Scuppers 03-20-2006, 09:26 PM
Replies: 285
Views: 43,155
Posted By freeballin
Not a dream at all... he was actually stuck in...

Not a dream at all... he was actually stuck in Purgatory... the light or beacon in the hotel window was heaven and the wild fires on the other side of town was hell.........
Forum: The Scuppers 03-20-2006, 09:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,336
Posted By freeballin
Beat the Gas Price war

Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening.
...
Forum: The Scuppers 03-08-2006, 09:21 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,992
Posted By freeballin
Another candidate for Idiot of the Year.

This sounds so familiar. I love doing the same thing to these kids with the gold $1.00 coins.

The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!

I am STILL laughing!! Many of today's youth...
Forum: The Scuppers 03-08-2006, 11:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,145
Posted By freeballin
Another Perspective - Missed Tributes....

Another Perspective - Missed Tributes
By Ben Stein

Now for a few humble thoughts about the Oscars.

I did not see every second of it, but my wife did, and she joins me in noting that there...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-16-2006, 05:40 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,093
Posted By freeballin
Word Games

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
Forum: The Scuppers 01-05-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,122
Posted By freeballin
USS William Jefferson Clinton CVGS 1

Subject: FW: USS William Jefferson Clinton CVGS 1

USS William Jefferson Clinton CVGS 1 sails on maiden voyage by Noslen Laup, API Special Correspondent November 11, 2005 San Francisco (API) ? The...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-05-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,346
Posted By freeballin
Arthur Davidson, motorcycle maker, died and went to heaven

Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-05-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 995
Posted By freeballin
hand eye coordination..

http://www.iol.ie/~dluby/escape.htm
Forum: The Scuppers 01-04-2006, 06:10 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,130
Posted By freeballin
Milk

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought...
Forum: The Scuppers 12-28-2005, 10:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,270
Posted By freeballin
Indian Logic

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to
interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have...
Forum: The Scuppers 12-26-2005, 07:13 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 947
Posted By freeballin
The Blonde Year In Review

The Blonde Year In Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't
fit into the...
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