Man and a woman on a train....
 

> A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
assigned
> to
> > the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
> > > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the
> > > two
are
> > tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
> > > At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
> > > "Ma'am,
I'm
> > sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
> > closet
to
> > get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> > > "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
> > > pretend
> that
> > we're married."
> > > "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
> > > "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
> > > After a moment of silence, he farted

:laughs:

Don't you mean by that he farted her? Not "at" her...