Sanford & Son?????
 

I know this is a crazy question, but I need to settle a bet. When the old guy would fake a heart attack...who would he say that he was going to meet in heaven? Ex: "I'm commin ____, I'm commin _____!" while looking skyward.
Thanks:smash:

'Lizabeth

Elizabeth....

"Put your face thru a door keyhole and make Gorilla Cookies"

Thanks!!!! No one won the bet, but at least I wasn't the only one that was wrong, "misery loves company."
Brandon

Forgot that one! Now I gotta get coffee outa my keyboard

I thought the gorilla cookies one was Aunt Esther :confused:

It was but that was the only other quote that really stuck in my mind from that show... And if I remember right it started with "You're SO ugly...."

:laughs: She use to always call Fred a heathen :devil:

I don't suppose any of you are old enough to remember Redd Foxx Party Records....
:laughs:

Lamont... Lamont.... my heart!.....

You big dummy!

Yup, friend of mines parents had a stack of them.
Think that is how I learned to cuss correctly :laughs:

"Ya dusent have to wash your whole ass, but please, please, wash your *******!"

Yeah, Karl, I think I was 12 or 13 myself the first time I heard one of the party albums - man, you must be a vintage dude yourself.

"I never went to college myself. Ain't nothin' in college they're gonna teach you that will help you in a brick fight. They don't teach you nothin' about d#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' bricks." Redd Foxx

I thought it was a pretty damned good observation even back then (considering me and my friends used to have brick fights at the old coal power plant down the wharf from my house).

But I ended up going on to college anyway, in spite of Redd's best advice. :smash:

:laughs:

I loved the dummy thing so much I've been calling the girlie that for years (long before we started dating).
OOPS! Here she comes now.
Later
Rick

i thought it was stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

Well Lamont, you can take off weight, but ugly's forever:D