Gloucester: NOT A TUMOR!!!

Yes, Jugstah, I know you're joshing with me. *sniff* *sniff* :crying:
I'll just put my hair back up and take the lipstick off. *sigh*

Krispy, I can't see your pictures...what are they?

Moe:"Ona-cana-mana-pana"

Curly:" Ona-cana-mana-pana"

Notaro if you had the flesh eating bacteria you would certainly know. The area around your wound would start to puss, phester etc. You probably had something bad to eat, have gas, or need some exlax. ;)

or just some wendy's chili. i had some today at around 10:30 AM and it works.:hihi: (i know, good breakfast) will clean that flesh eating bacteria right outof ya, just wait about 20 min. like flippin a switch.

This post is great :happy: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi:

Anyone here from Notaro yet?

Yo Notty - did the line cut your finger or a fish? Did you stick your hand down the Bluefish's throat? That's F.I.B as in Fist Ingesting Bluefish, also a nasty thing to watch out for. Does it hurt to pee? If not then you're probably OK.

he must be on the toilet or at wendies .

toilet AT wendy's:)

:sick: :yak: :eek5: :err: *BOOM* *diarreaic farts*

I used a glove to hold down a bluefish's throat while attempting to de-hook from it's gill or throat. But the glove was a little torn. I pee just fine. It's probably a gas. Damn, I worry too much...

I got this far before I fell out of the chair "ROFL", good one Sweetieface. :p :p :p :D :D :D After reading this tread I need a vacation....

:D

i can take my thumb and sand my plugs smooth:D

OMG!!! I just peed my pants (am I OK????? :eek: ) mine are killin me right now so I guess thats why I am findin that so humerous....:p

BM U beyond help anyways :p

A what color budda u never answer me. :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Best thread in a long time!:bl: :bl2: :laugha: :laugha: :laugha: :jester: I'm sitting here in the dark LMFAO and wife came out of the bedroom from sleeping, looked at me real funny like, shook her head, called me an effin nut and went back to bed.
Notaro, buddy, better have IT looked at before it falls off and you're not able to:humpty:

Notaro, the problem is with the raggedy glacier gloves --- you need to get some of those Kevalr meat cutter's gloves -- they're bullet proof. :rocketem:

I think the creepy crawlers can still get through though, so they're best paired with latex under gloves. :alien:

Notaro...does it hurt if your touch your toes??:confused:

Notaro!!!...:eek: I GOT IT!!...

...next time, use this before....AND after :love:

http://www.vaseline.com/images/VPJ2.jpg

LMFAO, bloocrab

great thread !!!!!!


hey john R: "$9000 for a pancreas?"

was it johnny dangerously?

I agree! Thanks for the laughs folks! :D

If any of you clowns were feeling sick enough to ask this board for medical advise you had better get to an ER immediately...

Some Flesh Eating Bacterium has Consumed Your Brain!!

• Case of home made beer - ZERO Dollars
• All you can eat home made pork rinds - ZERO Dollars
• Medical advice from INTERNET - ZERO Dollars
• Trip to ER in bed of a sand sled because you took/ignored advice from INTERNET - ZERO Dollars
• Getting Flesh Eating Bacterium Cause you took the free advice and didn't go to the ER - Arm&Leg
• Look on your face when the Dr says it is just bad gas - priceless

Serious note - Be safe. if you think you are bigtime sick see your doc or the ER doc. They have free care if you don't have insurance. AND any bill is better than death through ignorance.

"I'll need an I.V. of ringers lactate, a french cruller and a box of munchkins..........STAT!!!"

I just gave birth to a wendys Burger

me too.... it had your eyes!!! :eek:

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *wheeze* hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha---- you guys slay me.

I am going to just die!! OH LOL!!!!

?? lol. Like Taco Bell, my brother's friend says it goes through him like a laser! lol

I will need to invest in depends if this keeps up!!!

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah *wiping tears* hahahaha

Its good to see the board get a little silly every now and then.

sigh.

So, did Notaro make it through the night? What did the doctor say?? Terminal case of clumsiness? Code Blue from lacerations and abrasions??? Was a WendysChiliOstomy in order here????

hes not going to be able to sit for a while due to butt ring . thats the ring on your cheeks when your been on the dumper to long . he will be fine after he stands for a while .

He's been given a gallon of pepto bismol, perhaps?

Bassmaster cheated, he greased the tracks with Wendy's Chili.

Without it he would have needed a c-section.

You're a sick bunch....:laughs:

And thanks ChrisL for the medical terminology and its explanation. Please tell me you do not have terms for all physical ailments.


(c section, lol) :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

I need Help

Optical Rectumitis - all of ya :D

:confused: :confused: :eek5: :eek5: :err: :doh: :conf: :scream2: :exp: :sick: :think: :uhoh: :bc: :rocketem: BOOM!

I didn't lose my "thing," guys.

I think the creepy crawlers can still get through though, so they're best paired with latex under gloves.

*THUDS*

Notaro - I don't want to make light of the FEB syndrome. It is truly becoming more of a worry. However, you are the only one I can think of that fishes with gloves unless it's commercially or late November. You might want to back off on the fear of FEB a little.

:happy: :happy: :happy:

Hey Notaro, are you allergic to fish? Is that why you wear gloves? :)

Hey, does anyone else notice that Notaro faints (THUDS) a lot??
This might be indicative of a more serious problem than his "thing" being in jeopardy of falling off.... might want to have that looked into--

PAGING DR SPRINKLES, PAGING DR. SMILIES!

no, i wear the gloves to prevent the germs.


i am awake, sweetieface,:)

Notaro,

you can borrow my fishing outfit, it protects from all kinda cuts. The bear is I can't find a pdf that keeps me floating....

Nils

...."somebody cover me, I'm going IN!!"...

HEY! Where did you get that??? Do they make one for short, fat fellers??? I sure coulda' used one when I was at the breechway! :smash:

BTW:
You wear that in the yak'??? ;)

NilsC - I like that outfit. I wear one all the time!:D