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"Meet Pete and Detbuch, the dynamic duo of online political discourse. These two couldn't be more different in their views, with Pete being a far-left Democrat and Detbuch being a far-right Republican. But despite their vastly differing ideologies, they have one thing in common: an unyielding desire to argue about what is and isn't constitutional on their favorite online forum. They'll debate for hours, days, even weeks, never once coming to a conclusion or finding common ground. But hey, at least they're keeping the internet entertained with their never-ending constitutional discourse."

Hey somebody’s got to do it
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