SNL, Sean Connery playin Jeapordy.:D :D :D

Sweetieface... you been watching too much of Mick Foley on WWE and his Sock Puppet... too bad he's retired from wrestling. :)

HAVE A NICE DAYYY!!!!

Oh, Jugstah, I almost spit out my crystal lite lemonade all over my screen when I saw that!!! LOVE Mick Foley! Did you read his 1st book?

CSK: "The sound a dog makes" "Ruff" "Thats the way your mother likes it, Trebek" LOL!
(I've got all celebrity Jeopardy's on one DVD, lemme know if you want a copy I'll burn you one)

Yes, I indeed had NO life and spent Saturday nights by the tube...

No, I didn't read any of his books. I've not had time to sit down and read any of the last 10 books I've bought and been meaning to read. And I need to start planning to use up the 4 weeks of vacation time I've accumulated and use that to read those books!

I've got 41 books to read. I'm a book-buy-a-holic.
AND, I just got Harry Potter 5 in the mail, sigh, at 870 pages, it will be christmas before I find out who done it.

are any about....
 

striped bass fishing.... heh heh heh.... nudge nudge wink wink

Let's lighten up a little on Notaro - he's bound to have a complex after this thread :eek5:

Notaro - think a little before you type - other than this thread ang again the porn star :rollem: refference again, you had come accoss a lot more understandable recently! (This is good criticism too - really is)

Notaro,

I hope we haven't offended you! We're just being nut-cases. Sorry if we did!
I think I speak for us all when I say that your health is most important, and we tease because we think you're ok!

(I don't REALLY think you have Whooping Cough or Ruebella!)
(then again, if you did, we could call you Doc Holliday... no, sorry sorry, there I go again.)

Everything checked out ok, yah?

Amen to sweetieface's words....

i wasn't offended. i am fine. :)
about that dream, john,r, i have no interests in that. i already deleted it. this post was funny, yes, i admit it.

I think this just made The Second Longest Thread In History!:smash:

Thanks for the humor Notaro!...

You've made us all laugh! :laughs:

I appreciate your having been such a good sport and for enjoying the nutty fun of this thread!!! :)

Just outta curiosity, what IS the longest thread?

It starts right here....The Longest Thread.


...it won't take you long to get thru the whole thing. Have FUN. :)

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Think we should make it even more longer?

Let's start coining new terms for fishing diseases...

:laughs:

330.
Well.
That seems like something we can't really compete with.....
Maybe we could be the longest ACCIDENTAL thread. Or the longest thread with Medical Issues present....

Notaro's getting much needed therapy from all of this, he's gonna be fishin' his 4$$ off this weekend, I hear.

Yeah, and I'll bet he's also going to start drinking....heavily.

I might even start after this one!

Notaro's not legal to drink yet...

But he'll be drunk.... on saltwater and the salty air...

He could always start a new career modeling parapalegic underwear!...

Just think... blue boxers with the yellow wheel chair guy on the front!

He can tour hospitals and compete with Joe Boxer!...

Wow.. that's some serious marketing niche you've come up with there! Let's call Charlie Moore and see if maybe he can host a show with Notaro and give him a honorable mention.

Sounds like a plan Jugstah!

I you guys hurry up it may surpass the Joke for the day tread. looks like about 1/2 way there. I have to do my contribution today because I'm history for a week... hehe. Everyone is happy...

Nils:cool:

calling doctor howard , dr fine , dr howard .

NilsC hit the nail on the head!...

a Notaro stand up comic thread!... coming to a hospital near you!

We can even market Notaro action figures!....

Kevlar gloves & parapalegic underwear sold separately...

Flesh eating bacteria,... not included!

nice chris L but now DROP THE VERNACULAR !!!

:smash: :smash: :smash:

Hmmmm, standup comic tread. Hey Notaro!!! do you have a manager yet. You are mowing up in life so a manager is needed, just make sure your lawyer read the contract first.

Now we need a production line for the Notaro dolls.

Maybee LL Bean could sell could sell the gloves and suits.

As for the flesh eating bacteria, maybe we'll see advertising this Chistmas for "Your own flesh eating GHIA pet"

Nils (manager in disguise):cool:

:laughs:

LMFAO!!!!

:laughs: :laughs:

I wish Notaro's parapalegic underwear were on sale now cause' I'm about to PMP from reading this thread!!! :laughs:

"THATS NOT A VERNACULAR, THATS A DERBY"

no manager yet...;) i might need one.

of course, i am illegal to drink, but i still do drink on occassions.

what kind of underear am i going to wear? the pelgaic brief or boxer? make sure joe boxers make those wadeable and breatheable:D

(Flesh eating Chia Pet?? LOL!! g-g-g-gangrene!)

Kids, tired of the same old action figures??? Any G.I. Joe, #^&#^&#^&#^& or Harry can carry a bazooka!
Its time for something new, something out of this world, something DIFFERENT in the toy world:

NOTARO ACTION FIGURES!!!!

The Notaro Figures each come with 3 piece protective gear including a layer of Kevlar, a BIOhazard suit, and a full suit or armor! (armor! armor!)

Notaro comes in three styles:

Fishing Notaro complete with half rotted fishing net and waders, all three styles of protective gear and sea-sick pills. Flesh Eating Bacteria packet for you to use too!* Catch all the fish in the Center for Disease Control Pond with Fishing Notaro!**

Computer-Geek Notaro which comes with small laptop and easy chair. This series comes with optional reading glasses, two extra floppy disks, and Striped-Bass.com downloads for you!

Quarantine Notaro - this Hospital-bound action figure comes on his own stretcher, wearing a Johnny, hooked up to 10-15 IV lines, and coughs when you squeeze his stomach. Special features, Quarantine Notaro is immune to most strains of flesh-eating bacteria, but is a known carrier. Quarantine Notaro shoots enemies with his detachable IV line, coughs his deadly virus onto them and can karate chop a team of infedels with the simple up and down action of his adjustable bed!!!

* Not for children under 4
**Fishing Pole with bacteria riddled fish on the end not included.

GET YOURS TODAY!! Supplies are limited!

Available at: WalMart, KB Toys, and Toys R Us.
Quarantine Notaro available at Mass General Hospital and Brigham & Women's!

***ON SALE NOW!!!***

hahaha, karate chops? when u leave me in the quarrinated area on the beach, i will turn into a moldy corpse with a rod holding on my boney hands like mikecc's avatar.:p

Well, whatever you do... DON'T make a G-STRING version!!! :yak:

:eek5: wait a minute... yes, do make them. why? they are for women who want to spice up their relationship or marriage by wearing it and a pair of kelvar gloves...:D

Also Available:

Notaro Stripper Doll!!! Yes, kids, that's right, you can have your very own Notaro Stripper Doll!

Comes complete with Sparkling Tassles, Cardboard Stage and Dancing Pole, Parapalegic Breathable Wader-Boxers, Waterproof Briefs, and "Got String?" G-String!

Notaro Deluxe Stripper Doll comes with hotel room key and mini-collection of his very own porno's!!! (additional charge)

Rush out and get the Notaro Stripper Doll today! You don't want to be the only one on the block without one!

Actually... Yes I do! :eek:

Here is the preview...:musc: :wiggle: :bshake:

liar.