would be at

sleigh rides rule

cleaner than hayrides

and MonicaL's dress

covered in goo

from president 42

keep it clean

up yours Lawrence

my back hurts

take a pill

wash it down

with a corona

enjoy the buzz

with a lime

and some nuts

your poodle bites

not only mites

MY LIFE SUCKS

updates to come

got a dime

I can't follow directions sorry

must check knots
play by rules
throw it back
doesn't taste good
family comes first

ML

Its dark out

the dawn approaches

so I hurry

to my spot

where I find

a double rainbow

With two lepracons

and Hooter girls

laughing wildly at

my little plug

betta than none

time for fun

in the sun

on the beach

beer in hand

pole in stand

drag started clicking

pole was bending