When a woman was angry:

"She was madder than a wet Hen."

When a guy was speeding:

He was going like a Bat outa Hell.

When a guy had a 6th sense of where the cops had a speed trap:

He's got "The Tingle.: :hihi: :D

2 out of 3 ain't bad....

do that again and i'll make you sorry

Your ahead of me, waaay ahead of me. :D

Pops was a grave digger and his saying was "I'll be the last one to let ya down". With mom it was " I getting that cat of nine tails ", you knew it was feet do your duty time!----LOUIE

I remember another one my mom would say to me," You will never get an ulcer because you are a carrier!"-----LOUIE

" What did you expect would happen! "----LOUIE

When a guy was really mad they'd say, "He's hot under the collar".

What's for desert?? "Snow puddin".

hair cut ;

got your ears lowered ;;


but somethings are the same >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I,ll kick your F #$%^&*() ass ;;:soon:

You can't fix stupid....

My all time favorite is: " What the hell is wrong with you, son!?"

:rotflmao: Oh man Fred, how many times did i hear that one. :D