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Notaro 07-09-2003 02:38 PM

a toy of me sitting on a toilet and there is a cord on the bottom and pull it down and see what it will do to you. a big brownie shotgun blasting outta.:laughs:

Sweetieface 07-09-2003 02:49 PM

And as enticing as that sounds......
I'll stick with the Skin Disease Notaro vs. Bathroom Battle Notaro...

Iwannakeeper 07-09-2003 03:02 PM

I just cancelled my order - yuck

Notaro 07-09-2003 04:20 PM

IWAK, it also come with a baby wipe too.;)

NilsC 07-09-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Notaro
IWAK, it also come with a baby wipe too.;)
who's baby? :confused: :smash:

Notaro 07-09-2003 04:30 PM

the product that's shooting out a clog of brownies, man.

Christian 07-09-2003 05:29 PM

notaro- your pregnant?:) :p

JohnR 07-09-2003 06:43 PM

Speaking of flushing, see what happens when I jiggle the handle and throw certainly what is one of the top 10 funny threads into the Scuppers for it to stew and ferment

jugstah 07-10-2003 06:57 AM

I think I just saw a Notaro limited-edition doll on Ebay.

It comes with Notaro being outfitted in a bio-suit and a fishing pole, and it pretends to reel in a big fish for a few minutes with Notaro grunting and panting, and then chimes "Goddamn, I lost that fish, I been skunked!" and then throws its rod down.

That's a classic!

:laughs: :D

Sweetieface 07-10-2003 04:02 PM

LOLOL! Jugstah, you slay me.

Notaro, you might be onto something.

Hey guys, here's an interesting and disgusting question to pose to the room:

If a shop had like, machines, say, an ice cream machine for soft serve (pull the handle, ice cream comes out) and a slushy machine (pull the handle, presto - slushies), would you go to a machine that was oh, I don't know, a NOTARO Bum doll, pull the leg and real brownies come out?

Sick yes, but think about it. Real brownies, but when you picture it coming from the doll......

The Notaro Make Your Own Brownie Doll. Much like the easy bake oven, only the oven outer casing is shaped like Notaro's buttocks......

(did I start drinking at work???)

Sweetieface 07-10-2003 04:06 PM

The Notaro Brownie Bum Doll.

LOL

Raven 07-11-2003 05:36 AM

OMG
 
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .............. lol -> yep disgusting!

Notaro 07-11-2003 06:01 AM

christain- no, i am not pregnant like swezegener from the twins in p-town version.

sf- what kind of brownies do you want me to excrete? fudge, chocolate chips?

NilsC 07-11-2003 07:12 AM

For Playstation II and GameBoy
 
Both Playstation and GameBoy are announcing that they will release "Fishing with Notaro and other dangerous pastimes". The levels will be increasingly more difficult as you play...

The final task is the great striper hunt, where you have to wade in FEB infested water dodging brownies livelining with dead pollock...:confused:

Nils:cool:

jugstah 07-11-2003 08:27 AM

LMFAOOO!

Notaro Brownie Doll?

LMFAO!

And Notaro in FEB-infested brownie-floating waters? Kinda like Frogger, eh? or maybe Asteriods? :)

Man, this thread keeps getting better.... :)

:laughs:

Sweetieface 07-11-2003 09:20 AM

Notaro, if you give out FUDGE brownies from your bum....
well, that would lead to an entirely DIFFERENT kind of doll....speaking of P town....

I want in on this gameboy action. Notaro can have a fishing rod that shoots its own net like spiderman......

jugstah 07-11-2003 09:38 AM

Notaro the Fudgepacker has a nice ring to it.

Now, now, now, let's blame Sweetieface. She started all thsi fudge-brownie talk and brought up p-town!!!!

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Sweetieface 07-11-2003 09:43 AM

Now Jugstah, I am surprised at you!

I never would call Notaro that. Actually what *I* meant was: In Ptown, there are a lot of places that sell fudge. When I think of fudge, I think, shops at Ptown....

However, "Notaro the Pistol-Packin' Fudge-Packin' Infectous Bacteria-Slayer Brownie-Makin' Action Figure" does have a nice ring to it....

Christian 07-11-2003 09:45 AM

will arnold do the commercials?:D in arnold voice ,"this is the new notaro crappin brownies action figure."

Sweetieface 07-11-2003 09:46 AM

Yes, and he'll say: "I'll be Packed"


LOL!!!!!!

Christian 07-11-2003 09:53 AM

how bout music? what song? will we make one or use another bands? we gotta get this thing off the ground.

mrmacey 07-11-2003 09:56 AM

WOW!!
 
you guys and gal gotta get out more!!!!! this is a winter thread !!:smash:

Sweetieface 07-11-2003 10:06 AM

I'm stuck at work 8:30-5:30 - not much getting out here.

Songs eh??? How about "Its Raining Men" or maybe "Macho Man" from the Village People?

Christian 07-11-2003 10:06 AM

fishing in 30 mins.:D top wawa:happy:

Christian 07-11-2003 10:19 AM

ok more like an hour, how bout "sometimes when we touch."

NilsC 07-11-2003 11:50 AM

Re: WOW!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by mrmacey
you guys and gal gotta get out more!!!!! this is a winter thread !!:smash:
mrmacey.... this is what happens when you are stuck at work with to much AC... it feels like winter... it's boring to work.

BTW, Exxon are going to add the notaro dolls to the broken tanker they are creating for x-mas called the notaro / valdez combo pack. They will be sold a$ specials in Alaska.

Nils:cool:

Notaro 07-11-2003 06:05 PM

my ass isn't designed for a trillion ton of disel and it wont fill up the fuel plants in this country.;)

Squid kids Dad 07-11-2003 06:19 PM

:D lol notaro

Christian 07-11-2003 06:23 PM

:laughs:

Sweetieface 07-14-2003 07:58 AM

Nils, will those come in regular unleaded, super AND diesel?

jugstah 07-14-2003 08:09 AM

If there's any oil comign out of Notaro, you bet your lucky stars it'll be the thick gooey oil that's almost like a slush puppy.

And Notaro's theme song shd be "That's why they call it the blues"

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

NilsC 07-14-2003 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Nils, will those come in regular unleaded, super AND diesel?
I think it will be crude oil... and as a bonus for the first 1000 shoppers.... free "Non Working Spill Kit" and a corporate spill calculator. (Used to calculate the numbers reported to authorities if spill happens, 100,000.00 gal wil be reported as 10 to 12 thousand gallon. BTW this is a popular item with barge haulers in New England)

Notaro, make sure you hold on to the drilling rights.

Nils

bassmaster 07-14-2003 04:44 PM

I feel faint

mrmacey 07-14-2003 04:46 PM

you would
 
get this going again :smash:

Iwannakeeper 07-16-2003 10:06 AM

maybe all of the fainting is due to being dehydrated....or from driking girl drinks ??

jugstah 07-16-2003 10:30 AM

Could possibly be the methane emissions....

:D

Jenn 07-16-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

maybe all of the fainting is due to being dehydrated....or from driking girl drinks ??
LOL! actually it could be both!...alcohol actually dehydrates you (hence the hangover believe it or not) one of the finer things I learned in bartending school!

Iwannakeeper 07-16-2003 11:19 AM

Jenn - are you a "Cheers" fan....do you know how to make a screaming viking?

Jenn 07-16-2003 09:02 PM

take away his raping and pillaging priveledges??? heeheehee...


no, you got me on that one....:rolleyes: I try to forget those days anyway.....:eek:

JohnR 07-16-2003 09:59 PM

Yer all a bunch of sick basturds and basturdets :shocked:


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