hey notaro.. is that a major wedgie i'm seeing? :D

no, that's me shaking booty. and u can tell i looked like i just came outta bathroom...

yeah but am i seeing toilet paper?

Just don't put these 2 together:

:bshake: :humpty:

:jester:

ya better watch out your peepee might fall off !
got bobbit

:D

mtnbrz, lmfao.. good one!!!


:laughs: :laughs:

Order now, and you'll receive a FREE set of Notaro Kitchen Knives!

These knives slice and dice!, they neuter your dog!... they even send your kids to college!

Heated knives cut through butter, jello, and even hard boiled eggs!...

And every thing else that's very tough to cut through!

And wait.... THERE"S MORE!!!...

Where is my Notaro, s-b.com logo.... I need it for my fishing bag.

Sweetieface, you are to funny.. roflmao:laughs:

Rob, lol :D

:eek5: :err: :uhoh: not the dog, man...

I got it… :bounce: You know what you need to market???

An inflatable version of the "tree huggers." Blow em' up and paddle around in em'. :kewl:

Perfect for those LONG TnW trips, when the bite is on and you just don't want to head to the dumper on shore! :boots:

You could probably even mount a trolling motor on the XXL model! :laughs:

ALL ABOARD! ;)

Admit it, it would look cute on the mantle right next to the urn full of ashes.. rofl

Yes... But it would look better in the urn!

No offense Notaro! ;)

Whaddya think the ashes were!

:err: nasty...

So...um I gotta ask this....

HOW'S YA PANCREAS?

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Okay, I was away for most of this thread, and I just went thru all 12 pages.....

ALL OF YOU ARE CERTIFIABLE INSANE.......

:D

I Just did the same thing 12 pages can we say off topic
 

While laughter is the best medicine it doesn't work on flesh eating bacteria while your laughing it eats your trachea and kills you then moves to the next victim much like richard simons.

richard simmons was suffering from a overexercising crapola and got himself drained in mind... Besides, he doesn't fish. He eats bananas and lipos.

but hows ya PANCREAS?

:laughs: :laughs:

i can just see it now
 

the richard simions horror show vision: of richard simons out on a flat party boat doing his cutesy song and dance in his latest striped bass fashion show outfit helping a bunch of fat ladies catch stripers to music like aerobics. oHHH MY GOD nooooo:D

Striper'ing to the oldies. Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

Like Steve I just read through the 13 pages - and they all kept me in stiches (from Dr Sprinkles).

Yes, I have to agree: SICK bunch we are. But hey, makes the day go by.
Does anyone else have any ailments we can properly diagnose today?:smash:

my pancreas is fine if im catching a monster bass... apparently i havent...

Well in that case, *I"M* not feeling so good....

If the only cure is catching big bass. I need a doctor to help me with a prescription.

I have gone from catching small to catching nothing!!

I think I am getting worse, hope I don't faint *thud*

LOL Iwanna.
I hear ya. I've only been out a handful of times this year, and have gotten NUTHIN!
I gotta hit my old spot in the early a.m. again....

YEAH WHAT DO YA DO
 

when you have caster's shoulder.....one to many cast's... *Ouch!

This tread have a life of it's own. :smash: :smash:

I know I'm sick when I come home from 1 week of vacation and the first post I look for is this one.

Notaro, now I think we have a product to sell. After contacting the Home Shopping network asking for when they expected the release date of the "Flesh eating bacteria GHIA pet" to be. They asked for my email address/phone # so they could get back to me as soon as a date was set for that product to be launched, I was then told that closer to x-mas would be more likely....

I had to hang up the phone, was laughing so hard that I almost did weewee (ooops, sorry wee wee... lol) in my pants.

this item may become a blue-light special after all... or Walmart rollback item

:confused:

Remind me to write a autobigraphy of myself as a victim of the folly FEB one day...;)

I think I'm coming down with fishing-itis... it only seems to happen when I haven't gone fishing, or when I haven't caught a damn thing in a week!!!

Sure signs of fishing-itis... your dreams are all about fishing, fishing, and landing that BIG bass!!! You finally go to work after a long weekend, and all you can think about is going fishing after work.

After the rest of this thread, I'm glad I only have a minor ailment.

Let's sick Richard Simmons on Notaro, and maybe while we're at it, we'll call in Oprah Winfrey, master of the yo-yo diet.

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Nils,
Wallmart Rollback Item!! LOLOL!!!

(that stupid :) with the cowboy hat!!!! LOL)

wheres the line
 

im getting in line!! oH - OH! its a notaro's action-figure close out sale! Watch him dodge the flesh eating bacteria and smash them with a pancreas . :smash:

Maybe that is why his pancreas hurt? Or atleast that is how he knew it was his pancreas that was hurting? or was it his spleen?

I think it was spleen first. But taking your pancreas out to battle viruses must make it hurt a little I'd think...

Wow!

The Homeland Office and the EPA are trying to get an court injunction for preventing the release of those action figurines. Apparently, they believe that those Notaro Dolls are actually in fact a biological weapon built by Iraq and Hussein but built in China and shipped to the United States.

Reports are stating that they believe those Notaro dolls will decimate half the United States if it goes to market!

:D

I think it was spleen first. But taking your pancreas out to battle viruses must make it hurt a little I'd think...

Woah, computer meltdown. I have no idea what happened, I typed a new response, and my computer suddenly shut the screen down and the same response is up there again!!

Hate technology.

Anyway, what I HAD written was:

Who'd have thunk an action figure complete with detachable spleen and strain of deadly flesh-eating bacteria could be considered DANGEROUS?!!

What will they ban next, Pillows?!!?!

No, pillows are OK.

You have to get a gun wault for your notaro dolls. (can we fit them with trigger locks?)
They have an export ban, can't ship to 3'rd word countries.

Warning labels will be put on the bottom of the dolls feet "Other side up", this is due to problem with dolls that are placed upside down...

nils

"And the saga goes on, did we pass 200 posts yet?

WHAT??? They were supposed to ONLY be shipped to 3rd world countries! We don't want that stuff here!!! :err:


WOO HOO!!! 201! :D