I'll get beaten. But it's fun making fun of the way they talk.. its fun making fun of the way they walk... its fun making fun of the way they wear their pants with their 4sscr4ck showing and their boxers...

:)

Yup, indeed, and insult their macking skills with girls. They have poorest tastes in girls. I'm not a big fan of a ghetto fablous...u?

refridge thought
 

i'd just have to put some unexpected things in the fridge.....then

like ....... nuthin but apples.... or the head of a shark... lol

What are "macking skills with girls" ? Is that like Mack The Knife, which is why Raven's got the head of a shark in his fridge? Does this somehow tie back to Kevin Bacon?
I'm so out of touch with kids' expressions these days.

Are ghetto kids rappin this now???? (or is Rappin Mikey)

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s never, never a trace of red

I'm lost!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop????

Jenn,

I thought we were trying to keep this thread clean. There are children that read this.

Now! Now! let's not go overboard here, I mean let's just consider the recent news we've learned about The Asian Lady Killer (Notaro) that this thread's all about. Let's see, he may indeed be a pancreas-less pregnant she-male who dislike people from the ghetto, thinks all wome from Warwick are fat and ugly while all women from L.A. are beautiful just because they all work out and take care of themselves which no woman from Warwick ever does. Hmmm. No this doesn't sound to me like anything that would sway the thinking of an impressionable youth perusing this thread.

I aint no lady killer, man.

Good god, a bunch of degenerates we've become!!!

Quick, bring out Tammy Faye!!!

Don't front Notaro, we all know you are a P.I.M.P. Girl's are all up in your grill. There is no way you can keep it on the down low. Don't be petro my nizza it's the shwizza. Word to mama, I'ze gots to bounce.

That was beautifully articulated, Rappin', but I can't exactly understand what you said. Is that perchance one of the Romance languages?

Its like Italian, but its called Guitalian. Language of the Guido's.

So Notaro...who's the...mother? father?

Oh, and Jenn, I can answer that age old riddle for you...
One,
Two,
ah -Thh-r-eee

CRUNCH!!!

Whoa guys, I have never had a girlfriend. And I haven't got a girl yet since I was born. I even met a few of beautiful chicks at Haverhill, but I tutor them for their ASL.

ASL..... hm...

A Sick Llama?
Alltime Serious Lookers?
Asian Sweeping Ladies?
Arabic as a Second Language???

Lets see Jenn
1
2
3

Theree !

American Sign Language, SW.

Ah its good to see SF and Chris L are on there toes!:D

*drops pin*

Silence is deadly.

well....back from the near dead - aparently.

Hello all - still haven't caught a striper and I am going to miss the fall run this year.

I am only 30 yrs old and just stabilized after a triple bipass. I went to the hospital for stomach pain on September 5th. They found a problem with my EKG and bingo - surgery on Semptember 8th. and I still have my stomach problem. I haven't heald enough to have my gall bladder out.

So, as strange as this all sounds - I am jealous of Notaro and his sissy drinking, fainting problems.

Hold on tight - cause next year I plan to kick some stiper AZZ.

thanks all
-IWK

Well, IWK, I'm glad you're still amongst the living... and wow, such a young age to have such problems... I hope you're all good as new now and it aint over yet for the fall run.. you can make a trip or two! :-)

Thanks Jugstah

But, after having my chest split - I can't lift anything more than a phone book.

I tried a cast - hurt like hell.....I am out for another month or so...so I am going to the cape in April/Many and I cannot wait.

-IWK

That's harsh... sounds like you'd have trouble even reeling a scupper in... well, you can always pass the time studying prior posts from other fishermen and find out what works/doesnt work.. :)

Have been and continue to do so.....thanks for the encouragement.

Hope to see you all out there in the spring.

IWK

get better soon man! WOW.

IWK - IF You truly are feeling better in a month, I'll gladly take you to some bass in Rhody.

I'm glad you made it thru OK

IWK, glad you're still with us!:eek5:
I had bypass surgery (not nearly as bad as yours) seven years ago myself. Take your time, get better. The fish will be around next year.

IWK, get better, man. Why would you be jealous of me? I do drink sissy.. Man, I laughed hard when I read that. :laughs:

I haven't caught a keeper yet. Oh, I experimented the bucktail jig before, I realized that moderate twitching or pumping works in calm water like Poppy bay. I'm going to try it again next year. And I haven't caught a keeper this year. Next year, man.

glad your back IWK . I sorta kinda know how you feel . I was groin cut in 97and 98 for a balloon .

IWK, glad you are feeling better. How 'bout them red sox.... looks like hell is freeezing over so they should win :D

Cartoon by Larry Wright, The Detroit News

nils - that is absolutely hysterical.