ROFLMAO!!!
You're kidding right??
If not, how many beers did that take? :laughs:

had a chicken thawing out once, man I grabbed that sucker and some rosary beads and ran for the front door after I knew it was them :D I got a pretty good sense of humor :happy: They kept coming back trying to convert me.. thats when I hatched the plan to drop trow

I'm with Goose on this one.

"If more people practiced their faith no matter what it is, it would make for a better world."

Virtually every faith calls for the people to spread the faith.

Anyone who professes to be Christian can learn something from the JWs, you don't need to climb on board with them, but just maybe they were put at a certain place at a certain time for a reason.

Hi Ed :wave:

There is another kind of JW, deaf JW. everytime one of them comes to my door and knocks, my mom always answers to them and boy, she was a damn gullibile. she thought that i would be elated to see them because they were deaf like me. and they start toying my mom's feeble mind with their sermons, magazines, and phamplets. and she suggested to me that i should join them. i was very patient with them and i told them that i was busy and if they can leave me the eff alone.

JUst looking through and so this post. Those Motherfers came to my house on Friday my wife didn't answer the front door so what do they do. They go through the back yard and up on the porch to the back door. If I were home I would have grabed my f-in 12 gauge and shoved it in their face.

I can't believe they would have balls to do this. :af: :af: :af:

They use to come to my house and the last time they came we had a big (150 #) german Shepard who has since passed on. I calmly told them that they had 30 seconds to get off my property or my dog was coming out to "play". They have not been back since that day.

I'd invite them in, strip butt naked and do my tahitian lizzard dance.

alright, I'm closing this one up, that is enough. remember this is a fishing board not your playground, recess is over on this thread.