Originally Posted by bloocrab
(Post 569626)
Being newly married, I'd have to suggest that the winter-time is the purrfect time for putting cookies in the cookie-jar,....in saying that, I was co-herced (or in woman terms, forced :lasso: ) to attend one of these gatherings not that long ago. She convinced me that she has always been the "lonely" wife at these things because most women bring their husband, and since it wasn't fishing season, this would make her VERY happy (which in a man's terms, means xtra SEX :hf1: )
Ok, so I went and I gotta say, believe it or not....I'm very happy that I did. I arrived at this "Jacka$s & Jill" shin-dig and was soon sitting in a room filled with women, yeah...some pretty, some ugly and some pretty ugly. There may have been 3 or 4 other men/saps/suckas also trapped in this hall. After 20 minutes of this thing being started, I started staring at my wife,,, It didn't take long before I started with the... "where are all the Jacks???... I only see Jacka$ses" ....//....It's a very GAY ritaul ...(Gay meaning, ...a real girly/happy thing, - no offense to the homosexuals on this site)...It was driving me nutz and she could tell -
Ok, so why am I happy that I went? 10 Reasons
#1. She was very apologetic and said I'd never have to go again.
#2. After 30 minutes she said LEAVE, so I hit a nearby bar in the city I grew up in....and was paged when she was ready to be picked up....and again, she was very apologetic
#3. Most important reason = I will NEVER go to one of those seances again..
#4. Many cookies were obtained from my short attendance
#5. She (like Jenn) was not happy with the whole thing herself as she was constantly being asked "when are you going to have one?"
#6. She was very apologetic
#7. I will never have to go to one of those or anything else girly-like again.
#8. She was very apologetic
#9. I can rub it in for a long time making it very dramatic when needed as an "edge".
#10. Did I mention apologies from a woman often lead to sex?
........:bshake::lasso:..........:pop:............ :musc:.......:wid:.........:sleeps:
I think I put those in the right order.
Rockport, do what you think is best for your marriage before anything else - Only YOU know.
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