That's all you guys got? Maybe we should change the subject to keep this legendary plug running.

Best SNL skit = DeNiro Homeland Security skit

LiveFromNY

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I'm getting a page not found error, but if you highlight the entire address and hit enter, it will give you the option to open or download.

Mikey - my attempt failed miserably....please cast away

Yes, of course i have imput on this!

Who remembers this:

WOWEEE!!! First, they chop off my head. Then they put me in the oven, 350 degrees, WOWEE!! Look at me kids!

"Hey, Clucky, you taste great!!" (while the little cartoon head drips blood in the corner of the screen while the kids eat his legs)

Oh LOL LOL!!!! just LOVE that. Everytime I use the oven, and set it to 350, I have to belt out: "WOWEE! 350 degrees! Look at me!"

That Clucky the Chicken gets me every time!

Oh, and by the way, the Elmo picture is a screaming riot!! You guys are hysterical.

John, sorry about the white. Didn't know how to fix it.... :eek:

I love potato puffs

MS Paint for Dummies :hihi: :wavey:

I'm quite fond of Cheezballs and Cheetos!!!

how to revitalize F.E.B.
 

to revitalize FLESH EATING BACTERIA : you take several crushed
cheetos and put them in a wide mouth beaker and stir them
with a bluefish dorsal fin adding slowly and carefully 3 drops of Notaro summer swet (careful it could explode -wear safety glasses)
keep stirring ....ever so slowly and watch it begin to bubble and fizz as it multiplies. Store in environmentally safe vacumed sealed viles. hazard warning!! RATED -> :skulz: :skulz: :skulz:

RM, I LOVE Cheetos!!!!!!

Have to be one of my fave snack items when I'm not watching what I eat. Those and twinkies. I love twinkies!!!!

Have you tried the new ranch cheetos? Sassy!! Twinkies rule. Is it true that the cream filling is really made out of pantyhose???

never liked any of the ranch chips... ranch cheetos sounds wicked nasty... and as a kid, i ate a lot of twinkies that i became a twinkie clone.. thank god i've stopped eating 'em...

start working out. gotta look buff for ur future wife, dan!;)

i like hot stuffs like hot and fire cheetos and chips.

I could never be buff... a side effect of working in the IT industry... :D

use the machine that build muscles, u know the one u saw on the commerical? i personally never use them.

hahaha.... i'll pass.. if i want muscles, i'll do it the hard way, on mty golds bench and my diet but its a matter of wanting to.. :)

diet stuffs dont do squat. it's abt balancing ur eating intake.

exactly what im saying.. that's what a diet is all about... besides, im not fat anyway, just a slight spare tire... :)

*snorts* *neighing* hahaha

Hear that commercial? "Come on, you throw like an IT guy" :D :laughs:

Okay :smash:

pink eskimo pie
 

a friend and i were taking a break for lunch and he had a two pack of those pink creme filled round igloo shaped deserts....

i was totally disgusted watching him literally stuff his face with that 100% pure JUNK food --- to the point that i lost it ......
i grabbed the remaining one and ran up to the newly built home next to us (just plywooded) and smashed it with all my mite
onto the side of the house in one HUGE pink and white SPLAT!

it looked like a big old nasty zit and it was so funny that we were literally rolling in the dirt laughing like never before.:D

:yak6:

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a fishing pole but didn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.

There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes. She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."

She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's exactly what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

As he walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her purse out of the cart and accidentally farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. And, thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."






:laughs: :laughs:

Has anybody else heard the urban myth of the pantyhosed filled twinkies, or is that just a western MA thing?

NOPE! you been drinkin water staright from da rivah again boy???!!!;) :D

seriously never heard that one...I am sure its interesting! Personally I think twinkies are disgusting (not cuz they are junk food but because they taste like freeze dried a$$!)


P.S. Bondi's Island is not a vacation desination.:laughs:

Jenn, now you got me all confused :confused: :confused:
Are you saying that I should not drink "River Water"????


And I didn't know that when I sold my donkies to the freeze dry factory they made twink......:laughs: :laughs:

as for the last statement.... is that experience talking.... lol:smash: :smash: :laughs: :laughs:

Now I have a question
I was in the Navy in Norway, and I remember one old "Urban legend" from there called "Dead man in a can" in reference to the meat in the MRE's (The story was that someone found a wedding ring in a can of meat...) Anything like this legend here in the states?:smash:

Well I heard about a guy who got some disease because he ate some pork fried rice that the cook.... let's say....well let's not say . Nasty.....Nils, how you know about Bondi's

Mikey,

we used to deliver the woodchips that they mix into the solids...
And I used to go next door to the burnplant delivering...

what kinda job did I do...?

Now I just play with puters...:smash: :smash: :smash:

Nils:cool:

Sounds like a tough life.

wickedly tough life...:D

I'm with you:D

Can't we allbe a surfcast bums for life?

I want to be king ! you know its good to be king ! I want to be the king of Siam . Then I can say Iam the king of siam , siam the king of siam , I dont eat green eggs and ham siam iam .

Hey guys, not trying to be a party pooper but please recheck your posts and clean up the last couple pages a little. This is still all publically viewable and while it's fine for adults, some kids see this stuf too...


Thanks,

John

Notaro, with testamony like that, its a wonder we all don't run out and buy that machine!!

You guys are crazy. The twinkie is one of the oldest junk foods! And NO, its not made of nylons. Just because the quality of the twinkie has declined a bit in the past 10 years does NOT mean that The Twinkie Kid has turned to cross dressing. Not all celebrities *ahem* Britney Spears *ahem* need to do outlandish things to save their careers....

3:51... is today ever going to end??!!

in 23 minutes

MUST BE NICE

I've got another hour and 21 min.

yeah, but the fats will transfer to the love handle and make u look like a tied-up knot.

heres a container
 

for your twinkie's sweetieface

no you dont give it to me with both barrels . Ive been in an hour longer . Have a nice evening !