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Rarely has an opportunity to live, swim with and be seen as the cultural elite been afforded on a site as fresh as S-B.COM
For your humble consideration is this NEW and (possibly) unlaundered AUTHENTIC PRO STAFF graphic print HIGH PERFORMANCE long sleeve shirt. Normally these are given in lieu of pay for a weeks labor to only the most skilled First Mate on a slow month. This is an unprecedented opportunity to own, cherish and wrap yourself in the same 100% petrochemical derived fiber as the USA Today’s #2 best charter captain in the USA!!!
FAQ
Q: What size is it?
A: Marked size large or “L” - if you typically wear a size large this then is your size
Q: Are the sleeves long?
A: She says yes, and then some …
Q: Is this shirt breathable in the hot ocean sun like regular fishing shirts?
N: No, in fact we recommend a thin layer of petroleum jelly on your skin when wearing in the sun to minimize epidermal replacement
Q: Can I wear it on charters other than Fishbucket Sportfishing?
A: Absolutely, in fact this is the perfect attire for a trip with Bay State Sportfishing
Q: Does this shirt come with Buzzluck(TM)?
A: Yes, as indicated by the elegant script beneath the collar
Q: Will the colors bleed or rub off onto white vinyl boat cushions?
A: Not before the Captain lets you go swimming
Q: What is the thread count of the fabric?
A: Zero, it is a solid sheet of plastic
Q: Will this shirt fit a “portly angler”
A: Yes it is highly elastic, in fact it looks great, substantial abdominal cling is the new dad bod
Q: What an amazing opportunity, is this shirt for sale?
N: No, it is free, just send me your address
I’m kidding, it’s a nice shirt, my son just didn’t want it.
For your humble consideration is this NEW and (possibly) unlaundered AUTHENTIC PRO STAFF graphic print HIGH PERFORMANCE long sleeve shirt. Normally these are given in lieu of pay for a weeks labor to only the most skilled First Mate on a slow month. This is an unprecedented opportunity to own, cherish and wrap yourself in the same 100% petrochemical derived fiber as the USA Today’s #2 best charter captain in the USA!!!
FAQ
Q: What size is it?
A: Marked size large or “L” - if you typically wear a size large this then is your size
Q: Are the sleeves long?
A: She says yes, and then some …
Q: Is this shirt breathable in the hot ocean sun like regular fishing shirts?
N: No, in fact we recommend a thin layer of petroleum jelly on your skin when wearing in the sun to minimize epidermal replacement
Q: Can I wear it on charters other than Fishbucket Sportfishing?
A: Absolutely, in fact this is the perfect attire for a trip with Bay State Sportfishing
Q: Does this shirt come with Buzzluck(TM)?
A: Yes, as indicated by the elegant script beneath the collar
Q: Will the colors bleed or rub off onto white vinyl boat cushions?
A: Not before the Captain lets you go swimming
Q: What is the thread count of the fabric?
A: Zero, it is a solid sheet of plastic
Q: Will this shirt fit a “portly angler”
A: Yes it is highly elastic, in fact it looks great, substantial abdominal cling is the new dad bod
Q: What an amazing opportunity, is this shirt for sale?
N: No, it is free, just send me your address
I’m kidding, it’s a nice shirt, my son just didn’t want it.
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